50 Of Donald Trump’s Craziest, Funniest & Most Outrageous Tweets

Wow! That was one hell of an election season! We just had to put together our list of the funniest, craziest & most outrageous tweets put out by President Trump. Are you ready?

  1. Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.
  2. This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice
  3. Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault
  4. While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.
  5. Rosie O'Donnell just said she felt "shame" at being fat-not politically correct! She killed Star Jones for weight loss surgery, just had it!
  6. @cher--I don’t wear a “rug”—it’s mine. And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work.
  7. If crazy @megynkelly didn't cover me so much on her terrible show, her ratings would totally tank. She is so average in so many ways!
  8. Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?
  9. Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!
  10. How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama’s “birth certificate” died in plane crash today. All others lived
  11. I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct. Instead I will only call her a lightweight reporter!
  12. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud.
  13. Wind turbines are not only killing millions of birds, they are killing the finances & environment of many countries & communities.
  14. Truly weird Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky reminds me of a spoiled brat without a properly functioning brain. He was terrible at DEBATE!
  15. Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do, there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail!
  16. This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!
  17. @michellemalkin You were born stupid!
  18. I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable Memorial Day!
  19. Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
  20. I just realized that if you listen to Carly Fiorina for more than ten minutes straight, you develop a massive headache. She has zero chance!
  21. I am being proven right about massive vaccinations—the doctors lied. Save our children & their future.
  22. I hope Mark Zuckerberg signs a prenup with his current girlfriend- perhaps soon to be wife. Otherwise, she can walk away with 9 billion.
  23. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
  24. @AlexSalmond, Wind turbines are ripping your country apart and killing tourism.Electric bills in Scotland are skyrocketing-stop the madness
  25. Michael Vick of the Philadelphia @eagles is a great athlete but not a great quarterback.
  26. If @rihanna is dating @chrisbrown again then she has a death wish. A beater is always a beater--just watch!

  27. Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...
  28. Remember, new "environment friendly" lightbulbs can cause cancer. Be careful-- the idiots who came up with this stuff don't care.
  29. I don't care what people say, I like Tom Cruise. He works his ass off and never ever quits. He's one of the few true movie stars.
  30. The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great-but must suffer the consequences!
  31. After Friday’s Twilight release, I hope Robert Pattinson will not be seen in public with Kristen--she will cheat on him again!
  32. President Obama - close down the flights from Ebola infected areas right now, before it is too late! What the hell is wrong with you?
  33. @ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.
  34. If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country—I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!
  35. Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!
  36. I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
  37. I still hold the all-time attendance and pay per view record at @WWE.
  38. Some really dumb blogger for failing @VanityFair, a magazine whose ads are down almost 18% this year, said I wear a hairpiece --- I DON'T!
  39. Who wouldn't take Kate's picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on Kate!
  40. Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!
  41. Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.
  42. So many tweets & stories on Stewart/Pattinson Look, it doesn't matter-- the relationship will never be the same. It is permanently broken.
  43. The cheap 12 inch sq. marble tiles behind speaker at UN always bothered me. I will replace with beautiful large marble slabs if they ask me.
  44. Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
  45. Everyone is asking me to speak more on Robert & Kristen.I don't have time except to say "Robert, drop her, she cheated on you & will again!"
  46. Everybody wants me to talk about Robert Pattinson and not Brian Williams—I guess people just don’t care about Brian!
  47. @katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
  48. @katyperry I watched Russell Brand and I think his mind is fried - he looks really bad. Russell is a total joke, a dummy who is lost!
  49. @katyperry is no bargain but I don't like John Mayer--he dates and tells--be careful Katy (just watch!).
  50. The ONLY bad thing about winning the Presidency is that I did not have the time to go through a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad!

...and then there was this one. We just had to throw it in there. We couldn't leave it out.

Donald Trump's Cinco De Mayo Tweet
Donald Trump's Cinco De Mayo, 2016 Tweet

Godspeed, America!


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